{"id":93,"date":"2021-04-19T23:16:29","date_gmt":"2021-04-20T04:16:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.mkuhl.com\/?page_id=93"},"modified":"2021-06-09T01:16:00","modified_gmt":"2021-06-09T06:16:00","slug":"home","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.mkuhl.com\/index.php\/home\/","title":{"rendered":"The Official Michael Kuhl does many things almost well enough!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Including advice! That\u2019s right, The Official Michael Kuhl\u2019s life may be a complete shambles, but he is great with other people\u2019s lives. Or not. Let\u2019s just say he\u2019s flexible.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So go ahead! If you have a pesky problem, ask The Official Michael Kuhl!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Just a few things:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>The Official Michael Kuhl may or may not respond at all. <\/li><li>Although you have the option of requesting the quality of advice, The Official Michael Kuhl may give you the opposite of your request. <\/li><li>The advice given may or may not be relevant to the problem.<\/li><li>The Official Michael Kuhl takes no responsibility for the consequences of any advice you choose to follow. In fact, The Official Michael Kuhl may, at his discretion, claim that he was drunk at the time he gave the advice and has no memory of it or you. Tell you what, let\u2019s just make that an option&#8230;.<\/li><li>The whole damn thing may wind up posted on The Official Michael Kuhl Web Thing. Should this occur, please rest assured that all personal information will be redacted. Hell, The Official Michael Kuhl may just randomly redact things. Like adverbs.<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>So go ahead. Let\u2019s see if we can solve your problem! Or make it much, much worse.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wpforms-container wpforms-container-full wpforms-block\" id=\"wpforms-462\"><form id=\"wpforms-form-462\" class=\"wpforms-validate wpforms-form\" data-formid=\"462\" method=\"post\" enctype=\"multipart\/form-data\" action=\"\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/93\" data-token=\"282f7c761ef6c64af5d2598885085045\" data-token-time=\"1775312454\"><noscript class=\"wpforms-error-noscript\">Please enable JavaScript in your browser to complete this form.<\/noscript><div class=\"wpforms-field-container\"><div id=\"wpforms-462-field_8-container\" class=\"wpforms-field wpforms-field-name\" data-field-id=\"8\"><label class=\"wpforms-field-label\">So who are you? <span class=\"wpforms-required-label\">*<\/span><\/label><div class=\"wpforms-field-row wpforms-field-medium\"><div class=\"wpforms-field-row-block wpforms-first wpforms-one-half\"><input type=\"text\" id=\"wpforms-462-field_8\" class=\"wpforms-field-name-first wpforms-field-required\" name=\"wpforms[fields][8][first]\" required><label for=\"wpforms-462-field_8\" class=\"wpforms-field-sublabel after\">First<\/label><\/div><div class=\"wpforms-field-row-block wpforms-one-half\"><input type=\"text\" id=\"wpforms-462-field_8-last\" class=\"wpforms-field-name-last wpforms-field-required\" name=\"wpforms[fields][8][last]\" required><label for=\"wpforms-462-field_8-last\" class=\"wpforms-field-sublabel after\">Last<\/label><\/div><\/div><\/div><div id=\"wpforms-462-field_10-container\" class=\"wpforms-field wpforms-field-email\" data-field-id=\"10\"><label class=\"wpforms-field-label\" for=\"wpforms-462-field_10\">Email <span class=\"wpforms-required-label\">*<\/span><\/label><input type=\"email\" id=\"wpforms-462-field_10\" class=\"wpforms-field-medium wpforms-field-required\" name=\"wpforms[fields][10]\" spellcheck=\"false\" required><\/div><div id=\"wpforms-462-field_12-container\" class=\"wpforms-field wpforms-field-textarea\" data-field-id=\"12\"><label class=\"wpforms-field-label\" for=\"wpforms-462-field_12\">And what\u2019s your damned problem? <span class=\"wpforms-required-label\">*<\/span><\/label><textarea id=\"wpforms-462-field_12\" class=\"wpforms-field-medium wpforms-field-required\" name=\"wpforms[fields][12]\" required><\/textarea><\/div><div id=\"wpforms-462-field_13-container\" class=\"wpforms-field wpforms-field-checkbox\" data-field-id=\"13\"><label class=\"wpforms-field-label\">Preferred quality of advice:<\/label><ul id=\"wpforms-462-field_13\"><li class=\"choice-1 depth-1\"><input type=\"checkbox\" id=\"wpforms-462-field_13_1\" name=\"wpforms[fields][13][]\" value=\"Give me that terrific Official Michael Kuhl Advice and save me!\"  ><label class=\"wpforms-field-label-inline\" for=\"wpforms-462-field_13_1\">Give me that terrific Official Michael Kuhl Advice and save me!<\/label><\/li><li class=\"choice-2 depth-1\"><input type=\"checkbox\" id=\"wpforms-462-field_13_2\" name=\"wpforms[fields][13][]\" value=\"I\u2019d like horrible Official Michael Kuhl Advice!\"  ><label class=\"wpforms-field-label-inline\" for=\"wpforms-462-field_13_2\">I\u2019d like horrible Official Michael Kuhl Advice!<\/label><\/li><li class=\"choice-3 depth-1\"><input type=\"checkbox\" id=\"wpforms-462-field_13_3\" name=\"wpforms[fields][13][]\" value=\"Get drunk, then give advice. 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