{"id":239,"date":"2021-04-21T01:00:29","date_gmt":"2021-04-21T06:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.mkuhl.com\/index.php\/i-dunno\/dear-cosmos\/"},"modified":"2021-04-21T21:09:24","modified_gmt":"2021-04-22T02:09:24","slug":"dear-cosmos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mkuhl.com\/index.php\/blog\/dear-cosmos\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear cosmos&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I would like to take a moment to address the cosmos:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You remember years ago when I would joke about being part of the Karma Exchange Program, wherein a group of us, for purely altruistic reasons, was enduring crap to help Adolph Hitler work off his massive karmic debt?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I would just like to remind the cosmos that it was meant as A FUCKING JOKE! You know? 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