I just cooked something that looks absolutely terrifying.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It involved eggs\u2026 sausage\u2026 mushrooms\u2026 onions\u2026a few things that were just hanging around in the refrigerator minding their own business and bothering nobody.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If I were to serve this to the troops they would frag me. I tried to photograph it, but it can’t be done. If you look at it you get the eerie feeling that it’s looking back and plotting it’s next move.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It’s an unmitigated culinary fuck you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And it tastes phenomenal. I want to eat nothing but this for the rest of my life.
\u2026.
\u2026.
\u2026yes, my wife is out of town. Why do you ask?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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