Okay folks, if you feel the need for a \u201cstraight pride parade\u201d\u2026if you truly believe that straight America is in danger and warrants some grand gesture of solidarity to show the world that you matter\u2026then go for it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Get some of your best, straightest friends together, throw on some heterosexual music, and have yourself a little march. Go around the block a couple of times. Hell, get some crepe paper, decorate your car, and drive it around the block really slow. Wave at people.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just don\u2019t be pissed off when people mistake it for an Idiot Pride Parade and point at you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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